"People think I'm stupid.
But I'm smarter than most people"

Her is Paris out tha otha nite at a party wit Khloe Kardassian, Sean Stewart & Brittny Gastineau (dnt u luv her nam? cuz usually its Britany) NEways Paris looks so classy & boy o boy she noes it, work i t G U R L! ye a!

I wonda wat they talk about? I feel really bad for Paris tho cuz she wants ppl to no dat she is a serious persn & only plays dummdumbs on TV.

OBV, liek she didnt cum in her Pink *BarbIe BeNtley* cuz she noes it would clash wit her dress. How many of us hav tha brainz to color coordinat our outfitz wit our carz or busez? You?
Noe, i didnt think so.
She is a bizniss woman dudez, hav sum respect!

Lolz. NEway i shuld tell u wat i got 4 Xmas, i got sum $140 lip balmz they r so good, I got *PoOkiegiRlLoliTa* sum new house and clothez. U no wat i just watchd the DUMBEST momovie , OMG speakin of cowz - Look at dis smilin' cow!



Look how happy he is!! He iz liek
*Moo, yay i iz going 2 c Uuuu at dinna time, may b at McDonaldz yAY!
I go munchez on sum grass noe byee*

LOL! he kinda looks liek dis guy .......her....................>>>>>>>>>>>
lolz i wonda if he tastes liek cows lolz >:D

Xo,
Lolita.

Doggie stylesz - of~*PrincEsSPo0kieLoliTa*~

hey dairy lolzk so some ppl here are REalLy take themselves really seriusly. u need 2 chill dudez, have fun in da sun lolsz! i think da reason u get all mean 2 me iz cuz yr jealous cuz im so happy & yr all boring & stuff. NEWAY>*> liek whatevsI hav 2 tell u about my little ~*Pookiegirl Lolita*~ .. i got her when i moved down here as a present so neway itz her bday in a month so me stella & madison went on 2 http://www.glamourdog.com/ omg we got da cutest lil outfitz 4 her u'll luv them! my parentz gav me $2000 on my credit card 2 spend on her bday wich includez her bday party.

datz her *Floral Heartz Lilydress* in pink

soo gorg!

sum satin robe lilyjamz lolz!!

Bunny slipperz omg lolz sooo cut!!!!!

LaMb slipperz 2
<3

another pair of *DoggLes*
they iz sohigh fashion..


K So Neway, thatz her presentz she getz to open on her bday!!!! Dey had party stuff their 2 so I want her 2 hav a really zpecial day.. we gonna hav bday cake 4 her & all her friendz.

I got her dis tiara 2 wear on her very special day
she is gonna look soo beautifull!

& this is her *Princess Jezabelle Lolita* partay dress!!!
ADORBL!

K so this is her BIG present, a new bed cuz she been sleepin on these cushionz & i really think she will be more com4table on a bed lolz.

so Newayz i think thatz all

xo
Lolita~

~*~All about Me*~

001. What is Your Name?
Vanessa but i's Lolita*~ to

002. How old are you?
almost 17 lolz

004. Eye color?
tu as les yeux bleus lolz

005. Shoe Size?
6

006. Hair color?
medium blonde wit light blonde highlights

007. Height?
108lbsz

008. Weight?
5"8

Favorite:

009. Food?
mmmm i dnt really liek food but my fav food is sushi

010. Drink?
vodka lolz

011. Movie?
mean girlz, the devil wearz prada

012. Music Band?
Paris Hilton~*~ , my chemical romance, iron maiden

013. Animal?
my pony, my horse, dolphins~*~butterfliez

014. Sport?
i play tennis & golf & danceing

015. Place to live?
california

016. Subject?
umm ~*~me*~ lolz

Stuff......

017. Best thing that happened to you in the last few years?
everything~~ moving out here!

018. Do you want to get married?
yea i believ the woman take care of da husband while he makes $ 4 me to spend

019. Kids?
yea but i wanna adopt liek angelina jole cuz i dnt wanna get fat lolz

020. Best place to go on a date?
ummm sumonez house when theyre parents are out.. or da mall or behind the gym.

021. What is your dream?
i wanna b famous, i wanna b a singer & i will b cuz my dad workz 4 a record company & he sayz in a couple of yearz i mite b able 2 sing so i taking singing & dancing lessonz so there

022. What do you want to do when you grow up?
lolz!! i just told u! loLZ!!

023. Play an instrument?
yea

024. List 5 things (inc. brand) you are wearing right now
balenciaga, gucci, vintage & gap lolzFriends....

025. Friend you have known the longest?
stella~

026. Best friend(s)?
Stella~*~

027. Friend that makes you laugh the most?
SteLLa*~*~

028. Friend who you can talk to anything about?
STELLA~*~ LOLZ OMG!!!!

029. Friend with the best personality?
mmmmmm..not stella, may b Anna

030. Last friend to call you?
Natalie

031. Last friend to talk to you?
NaTaliE.

Last friend you hung out with?
StelLa.

Last friend you went to a movie with?
all of them eccept sarah cuz she waznt allowed lolz

034. Last friend to make you laugh?
my friend dat noone else can c

035. Most memorable experience with a friend?
goin 2 britney spearz wit stella when we were 10 lolz

036. Anything you plan to do with friends when you get older?
yea we can do lunch & dat

037. Any trips planned with friends?
yea dudez

Opinions/ Thoughts

038. Abortion?
yea

039. Gay rights?
yea

040. Sex?
yea

041. Micheal Jackson?
..no

042. Drugs and alcohol?
drugz r bad but alcohol is okay datz wat they tell me neway lolz

Other Questions...

043. Ever travelled anywhere?
England, France, Australia, Italian, Spain, Brasil, China, Capan,

044. What places do you want to visit?
EuroPe, South amerika, Canada

045. Where do you want to live when you're older?
california!!!~*~ or NY

046. How happy are you with where you are in life? Why?
Very happy cuz i got lotz of stuff & i look gooood & i am a good person

047. What's your most embarrassing moment?
dunno lolz

048. Do you have any art or pictures on your walls?
Describe it. yea my parentz hav lotz of real art & picturez, i got paris & stuff

049. Do you remember your dreams?
no i dnt think i hav dreamz

050. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yea051.

Are you a virgin?
yea in da front lolz

052. What was your favorite childhood toy?
marykate & ashley dollz

053. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yea

054. If you were stuck on an island who would you want with you?
stella &paris

055. What's the best thing that could come out of this year?
i get a recordng contract & u all c me on TV!! lolZ!!

xo

Lolita~

Dea Dairy

You are
Slut Barbie!!

You're that naked barbie that you always see discarded on someone's bedroom floor........and you like it. (Atleast you aren't the beheaded barbie, whew!) Anyway, you have long since gave up on that Ken. You need that hot plastic injection and you need it now!

Dear Dairy,

Omg k 1st of all i am not a slut barbie i just thout it was funny lol, my brotha calls me 1 but ive never even DONE IT but i am very flirty ;). k . Its my ~*~birthday~*~ soon and i am on a exchange program rite now 4 a while cuz of sum things that i did back where i live may b i will tell u about it sumtime but not today lol.

Ummm well i dont have much 2 say rite now but i hav made sum new friendz where i am, its nice cuz im the prettiest 1 as usual & all da boysz liek me. Them bitchez r probably jealus but whatevs lol so there are 2 boyz that want me2 b their girlfriend. Anthony ~ he's 18 & hez really hot but i dunno he mite just want me 4 my body, then omg theres my couzin Hugh but we cant b bf/gf so we just kiss sumtimez when my aunt/uncle used to visit we cant do NEthing else tho.

Ummm yea i'm havin a birthday party soon, so i gotta make more friendz 1st cuz thatd be liek stupid if i only had 15 people i want a big party! Im gunna get drunk 2), thatll b funny cuz last time i got drunk i ended up nekked wit sum boyz & my parents had 2 cum pick me up.

okay datz all 4 now but more soon!
luv u babby


xo
Lolita~